i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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