this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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