So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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