Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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