very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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