reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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