why didn't you poke me back
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
