When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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