He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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