Non-Jews are for practice
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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