so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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