I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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