i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I just want nice things and good sex
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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