don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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