Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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