Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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