doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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