Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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