i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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