So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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