Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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