Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I party with great urgency now.
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