you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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