ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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