So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
smell my finger.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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