Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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