and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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