We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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