Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I am available for nakedness
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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