That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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