i jhust puked up my retainher.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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