3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this beer tastes like vomit already
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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