Buhtt sex?
babies were throwing up all over the place
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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