Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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