Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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