okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Randomize