You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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