they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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