would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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