Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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