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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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