But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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