You surviving the open bar?
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
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