Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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