its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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