Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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