i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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