Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
