You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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