Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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