found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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